Bras only cut off your circulation if you are wearing the wrong size. Also, studies have shown that for women with bigger chests it is beneficial to sleep with a bra on. Plus, coming from a girl with big boobs, it’s just plain uncomfortable without one. I can never tell if the people running that blog are just trolling because of how ridiculous some of it is…
I assure you, I would NEVER troll. I take the internet very seriously.
it’s a very serious thing.
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smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen:
smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen:
my weapon of choice for a zombie apocalypse is a sassy black girl because if her weave gets touched then all hell will break loose
Isn’t that Raven’s mon from That So Raven?
no thats willow smith from the hunger games
(via laughing-llama)
Source: smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen
Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.
OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN!
just had eggs god they were delish
man i love eggs
im sorry i just find pretentious vegans to be really hilarious
mmm delicious chicken periods
ok
its a fucking egg cell
do you know what else has the same purpose as egg cells?
seeds
do you know what holds seeds?
fruit.
enjoy eating your plant uterus, OP
sorry i couldn’t hear you over my delicious sizzling chicken periods
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS! THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED TO ME THIS MORNING!
I WAS MAKING EGGS FOR BREAKFAST, JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN BAM! SUDDENLY IT BECAME A BABY CHICKEN!
Instead of eggs and bacon I grabbed some Orange Soda and had dinner for breakfast.
It was delicious.
These comments are hilarious. I love eggs.
I said this was just a bit too gross to reblog but Kay dared me to do it. “Don’t be a chicken” she said…
O_O
(via welcome-to-tacobell)
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