wow he sure is hungry
no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first
we should start expressing the magnitude of emotions in calories
for example: i’m 800 calories sad right now
My dad has been obsessed with Pete Wentz ever since he heard him say “We need to stop teaching kids to wait for things to get better and start teaching them to act and change things in order to better their situations, because it is unhealthy to completely rely on others for happiness. So kids, just remember that only you can make you happy.” at a concert.